Dinner table chatter

So amidst the 'just have two more spoonfulls then you can get some ice cream' talks around dinner tonight
E looks at my shyly and says
'Mom, Lesedi's going to kiss me tomorrow'
Oh, I said, who is Lesedi?
She is a gel mom !!
Where will she kiss you, I ask
On the grass mom - getting exasperated with this silly mother
Yes, but where will she kiss you, I ask again
He whispers - on the lips, mom